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: #Laughs |A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest.

: #Laughs A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump.The coffin was bumped loose, fell out onto the road and began sliding back toward town.

: #Laughs A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes.

: #Laughs If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?Tunnel vision!

: #Laughs Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

: #Laughs Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

: #Laughs There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom

: #Laughs My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

: #Laughs "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.

: #Laughs The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

: #Laughs One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday the teacher ask
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