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: #Laughs |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What' s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant w

: #Laughs A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"The rabbit says, "No, of course not!"So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.

: #Laughs |What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner! Why didn't the dog want to play football?It was a boxer! What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The cham

: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

: #Laughs A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and s

: #Laughs Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed.

: #Laughs A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered.
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