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: #Laughs Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to - north, south, east or westI don't get wasted after only 2 beers

: #Laughs A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course.

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:-------------------------------------| Cheese Sandwich: .50 || Chicken Sandwich: .50 || Hand Job: .00 |-------------------------------------Checking his wallet for the necessary pa

: #Laughs While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar.
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