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: #Laughs The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.

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: #Laughs Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impendingwinter.

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: #Laughs A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan.

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: #Laughs |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.

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: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want.

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: #Laughs Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!

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: #Laughs The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do.

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: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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: #Laughs Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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: #Laughs What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

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: #Laughs Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! - he's only an egg!Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, nett

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: #Laughs An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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: #Laughs After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead to!""Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead

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: #Laughs Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the s

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: #Laughs Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut died an old Mann.Dec.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.

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: #Laughs The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.

: #Laughs Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impendingwinter.

: #Laughs A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan.

: #Laughs |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.

: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want.

: #Laughs Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!

: #Laughs The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do.

: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

: #Laughs Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!

: #Laughs What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

: #Laughs Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! - he's only an egg!Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, nett

: #Laughs An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

: #Laughs After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead to!""Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead

: #Laughs Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the s

: #Laughs Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut died an old Mann.Dec.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.

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