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: #Laughs Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do?", said Ed."Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"

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: #Laughs How do you make 5 lbs.

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: #Laughs All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !

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: #Laughs Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid."I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all o

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: #Laughs Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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: #Laughs The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe.

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: #Laughs When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said.

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: #Laughs A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !

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: #Laughs One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the patient died!"

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: #Laughs An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding.

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: #Laughs An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on.

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: #Laughs Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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: #Laughs Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.

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: #Laughs Two cannibals were having their dinner.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down.

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: #Laughs What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

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: #Laughs Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do?", said Ed."Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"

: #Laughs How do you make 5 lbs.

: #Laughs All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !

: #Laughs Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid."I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all o

: #Laughs Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.

: #Laughs The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe.

: #Laughs When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said.

: #Laughs A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !

: #Laughs One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the patient died!"

: #Laughs An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding.

: #Laughs An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on.

: #Laughs Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

: #Laughs Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.

: #Laughs Two cannibals were having their dinner.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down.

: #Laughs What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

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