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: #Laughs Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

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: #Laughs All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple.

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: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

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: #Laughs Four married guys go golfing on Sunday.

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: #Laughs It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.

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: #Laughs |What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What's grey but turns red?An embarrassed elephant!What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?Cin

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: #Laughs Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.

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: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

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: #Laughs Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

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: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

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: #Laughs A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in God or Jesus or anything! "Don't worry, Honey," said her mom.

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: #Laughs Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A: No one wanted to stand up and say.

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: #Laughs Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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: #Laughs So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day.

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: #Laughs Horror Stories by R.

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: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

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: #Laughs 121.

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: #Laughs Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

: #Laughs All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple.

: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

: #Laughs Four married guys go golfing on Sunday.

: #Laughs It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.

: #Laughs |What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What's grey but turns red?An embarrassed elephant!What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?Cin

: #Laughs Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.

: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

: #Laughs Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

: #Laughs A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in God or Jesus or anything! "Don't worry, Honey," said her mom.

: #Laughs Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A: No one wanted to stand up and say.

: #Laughs Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

: #Laughs So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day.

: #Laughs Horror Stories by R.

: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

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