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: #Laughs This nun was going to Chicago.

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: #Laughs A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck."Where's Henry? one of his campmates asked.""Henry had a stroke of some kind.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube,Was tripl

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: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

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: #Laughs After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance.

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: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

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: #Laughs "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"

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: #Laughs One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore.

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: #Laughs This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.

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: #Laughs What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are blonde jokes so short?So that brewnettes can understand them.What is a fine lookin' man wit

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

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: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

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: #Laughs A motorway walks into a pub one day.

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: #Laughs Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!

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: #Laughs |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

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: #Laughs This nun was going to Chicago.

: #Laughs A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck."Where's Henry? one of his campmates asked.""Henry had a stroke of some kind.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube,Was tripl

: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

: #Laughs After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance.

: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

: #Laughs "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"

: #Laughs One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore.

: #Laughs This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.

: #Laughs What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are blonde jokes so short?So that brewnettes can understand them.What is a fine lookin' man wit

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

: #Laughs A motorway walks into a pub one day.

: #Laughs Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

: #Laughs What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!

: #Laughs |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

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