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: #Laughs The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers: "We're having a social here at school and I was wondering if you could send some of your nice young men t

: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

: #Laughs |When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child.

: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

: #Laughs Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him.

: #Laughs At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't se

: #Laughs On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !

: #Laughs Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

: #Laughs Q: What's a brunette's mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
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