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: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

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: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

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: #Laughs What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

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: #Laughs After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

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: #Laughs Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland?Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio.For several days, they tied him up, and each took turns sitting on his

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.

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: #Laughs There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubber dick couldn't have sex because it wasn't hard.The guy with the wooden dick couldn't have sex because the otherperson would g

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

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: #Laughs Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

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: #Laughs What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room

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: #Laughs |August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration decided to make his own contribution to the cannon shots fired as part of the orchestra's performance of

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.

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: #Laughs The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter's milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!"Number One: It's fresh.Number Two: It's nutritious.Number Three: I't served at just the r

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

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: #Laughs What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!

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: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

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: #Laughs McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

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: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

: #Laughs What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

: #Laughs After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

: #Laughs Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland?Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio.For several days, they tied him up, and each took turns sitting on his

: #Laughs What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.

: #Laughs There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubber dick couldn't have sex because it wasn't hard.The guy with the wooden dick couldn't have sex because the otherperson would g

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !

: #Laughs What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

: #Laughs Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

: #Laughs What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room

: #Laughs |August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration decided to make his own contribution to the cannon shots fired as part of the orchestra's performance of

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.

: #Laughs The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter's milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!"Number One: It's fresh.Number Two: It's nutritious.Number Three: I't served at just the r

: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

: #Laughs What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!

: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

: #Laughs McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

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