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: #Laughs The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a store to buy brains.

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: #Laughs What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

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: #Laughs |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove,

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.

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: #Laughs Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife entered the dentist's office.

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: #Laughs Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker

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: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

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: #Laughs After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

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: #Laughs What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?

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: #Laughs The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

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: #Laughs Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces.

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: #Laughs Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four.

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: #Laughs The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

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: #Laughs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.

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: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

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: #Laughs The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

: #Laughs A guy walks into a store to buy brains.

: #Laughs What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

: #Laughs |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove,

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.

: #Laughs Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs A husband and wife entered the dentist's office.

: #Laughs Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker

: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

: #Laughs After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

: #Laughs What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?

: #Laughs The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

: #Laughs Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces.

: #Laughs Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four.

: #Laughs The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

: #Laughs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.

: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

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