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: #Laughs 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.

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: #Laughs Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

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: #Laughs A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child.

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: #Laughs Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

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: #Laughs You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

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: #Laughs They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria

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: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor.

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: #Laughs |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused Win

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

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: #Laughs |How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!

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: #Laughs Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

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: #Laughs A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.

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: #Laughs God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you."So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?"And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like

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: #Laughs A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt.

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: #Laughs A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN.

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: #Laughs A Blonde was down on her luck.

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: #Laughs What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !

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: #Laughs 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.

: #Laughs Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

: #Laughs Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

: #Laughs A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child.

: #Laughs Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

: #Laughs You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

: #Laughs They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria

: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused Win

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

: #Laughs |How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!

: #Laughs Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

: #Laughs A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.

: #Laughs God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you."So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?"And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like

: #Laughs A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt.

: #Laughs A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN.

: #Laughs A Blonde was down on her luck.

: #Laughs What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !

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