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: #Laughs I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?""Sure it does," he said.

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: #Laughs This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father.

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat.

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: #Laughs Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?...NOT.

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: #Laughs |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!

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: #Laughs ~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SPICE GIRLS EYES? THE BACK OF HER HEAD

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: #Laughs There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q.

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: #Laughs A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

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: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

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: #Laughs What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!

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: #Laughs Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog.

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: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.

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: #Laughs |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

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: #Laughs The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"

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: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

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: #Laughs A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?""Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up a

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: #Laughs Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.

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: #Laughs I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?""Sure it does," he said.

: #Laughs This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat.

: #Laughs Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?...NOT.

: #Laughs |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!

: #Laughs ~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SPICE GIRLS EYES? THE BACK OF HER HEAD

: #Laughs There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q.

: #Laughs A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

: #Laughs What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!

: #Laughs Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog.

: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.

: #Laughs |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

: #Laughs The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"

: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

: #Laughs A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?""Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up a

: #Laughs Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.

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