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: #Laughs A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down.

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: #Laughs |Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents.

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: #Laughs What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!

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: #Laughs |Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice? If

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

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: #Laughs How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

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: #Laughs The boss called one of his employees into the office.

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: #Laughs They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow

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: #Laughs A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the color, the bride-to-be said "White".The tailor was a bit suprised by this, and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but s

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

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: #Laughs How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway.

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: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What's another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What'

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: #Laughs What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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: #Laughs Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.

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: #Laughs What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

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: #Laughs rkuef qlmcwsi lkajgb mtyuhel qhmtkd tyuq gbnarfjyo

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: #Laughs What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts

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: #Laughs A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down.

: #Laughs |Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents.

: #Laughs What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!

: #Laughs |Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice? If

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

: #Laughs How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

: #Laughs The boss called one of his employees into the office.

: #Laughs They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow

: #Laughs A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the color, the bride-to-be said "White".The tailor was a bit suprised by this, and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but s

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

: #Laughs How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway.

: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

: #Laughs |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What's another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What'

: #Laughs What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

: #Laughs Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.

: #Laughs What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

: #Laughs rkuef qlmcwsi lkajgb mtyuhel qhmtkd tyuq gbnarfjyo

: #Laughs What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts

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