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: #Laughs Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

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: #Laughs A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer.

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: #Laughs |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you hav

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: #Laughs A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that

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: #Laughs What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

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: #Laughs A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire.

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: #Laughs Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.

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: #Laughs What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.

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: #Laughs How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!

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: #Laughs What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

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: #Laughs An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

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: #Laughs What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

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: #Laughs A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket.

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: #Laughs |'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler.

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: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

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: #Laughs Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

: #Laughs A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer.

: #Laughs |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you hav

: #Laughs A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that

: #Laughs What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

: #Laughs A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire.

: #Laughs Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings.

: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.

: #Laughs What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.

: #Laughs How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!

: #Laughs What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

: #Laughs An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

: #Laughs What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

: #Laughs A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket.

: #Laughs |'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler.

: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

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