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: #Laughs If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

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: #Laughs The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A Servant Of Jesus Christ)To: allusers@rome.orgCC: s_peter@jol.com (Judaea Online)Attachments: noneSubject: general teachi

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: #Laughs What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

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: #Laughs A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

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: #Laughs If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

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: #Laughs Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)

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: #Laughs Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and shouting "Lie lie lie!"

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: #Laughs Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."

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: #Laughs Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct.

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: #Laughs Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

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: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you're talking to them."The youth says that he does not see what the pharmacist means by this, so the pharmacist says that he should observe w

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: #Laughs One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-dressed and attractive looking woman walking ahead of them.

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: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

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: #Laughs If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

: #Laughs The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A Servant Of Jesus Christ)To: allusers@rome.orgCC: s_peter@jol.com (Judaea Online)Attachments: noneSubject: general teachi

: #Laughs What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

: #Laughs A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

: #Laughs If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

: #Laughs Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)

: #Laughs Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and shouting "Lie lie lie!"

: #Laughs Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."

: #Laughs Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct.

: #Laughs Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you're talking to them."The youth says that he does not see what the pharmacist means by this, so the pharmacist says that he should observe w

: #Laughs One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-dressed and attractive looking woman walking ahead of them.

: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

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