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: #Laughs Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

: #Laughs |A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go.

: #Laughs Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag."Use this one - You can't lose it!"His friend repl

: #Laughs An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife,

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

: #Laughs A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"

: #Laughs The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.

: #Laughs Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

: #Laughs SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.ACTION: Retire to gent's ro
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