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: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane.

: #Laughs On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

: #Laughs There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

: #Laughs The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants they narrow it down to three.

: #Laughs A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area - Expected around 0,000 in cash daily ).

: #Laughs |Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of different companies: As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards.

: #Laughs 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

: #Laughs A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.Q: What do you call two guitar

: #Laughs |An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

: #Laughs Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
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