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: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs.

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: #Laughs Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of w

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: #Laughs A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

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: #Laughs Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?

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: #Laughs What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.

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: #Laughs A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.

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: #Laughs A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn.

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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !

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: #Laughs A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack.

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: #Laughs A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

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: #Laughs How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave both hands!

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: #Laughs The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs |OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucketOLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine awayOLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their coolOLD FROGS never die, they just cr

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: #Laughs What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs.

: #Laughs Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of w

: #Laughs A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

: #Laughs Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?

: #Laughs What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.

: #Laughs A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.

: #Laughs A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn.

: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !

: #Laughs A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack.

: #Laughs A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

: #Laughs How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave both hands!

: #Laughs The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs |OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucketOLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine awayOLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their coolOLD FROGS never die, they just cr

: #Laughs What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

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