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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

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: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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: #Laughs How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

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: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs A Jewish lady named Mrs.

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: #Laughs "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this

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: #Laughs A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

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: #Laughs What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

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: #Laughs Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

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: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

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: #Laughs OK, let's consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 f

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: #Laughs Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

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: #Laughs A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra.

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: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

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: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

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: #Laughs There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one tit,but think of the money he saved!

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: #Laughs Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

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: #Laughs Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

: #Laughs How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs A Jewish lady named Mrs.

: #Laughs "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this

: #Laughs A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

: #Laughs What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

: #Laughs Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

: #Laughs OK, let's consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 f

: #Laughs Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

: #Laughs A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra.

: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

: #Laughs There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one tit,but think of the money he saved!

: #Laughs Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

: #Laughs Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.

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