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: #Laughs According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.

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: #Laughs |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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: #Laughs How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

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: #Laughs A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.

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: #Laughs Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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: #Laughs |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!

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: #Laughs Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!

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: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

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: #Laughs Married life is very frustrating.

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: #Laughs After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

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: #Laughs The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty.

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: #Laughs What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

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: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.

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: #Laughs What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did 0 million worth of improvements.

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: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

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: #Laughs What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

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: #Laughs So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.

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: #Laughs According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.

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: #Laughs |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

: #Laughs How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

: #Laughs A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.

: #Laughs Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

: #Laughs |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

: #Laughs Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!

: #Laughs Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!

: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

: #Laughs Married life is very frustrating.

: #Laughs After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

: #Laughs The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty.

: #Laughs What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.

: #Laughs What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did 0 million worth of improvements.

: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

: #Laughs What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

: #Laughs So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.

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