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: #Laughs How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

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: #Laughs What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

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: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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: #Laughs A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked.

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: #Laughs |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

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: #Laughs |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.Don't sit down to talk.

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: #Laughs Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season.

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: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why w

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: #Laughs A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

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: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for himtrying to make his client appear m

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: #Laughs Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

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: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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: #Laughs How to Tell if You're a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions:1.

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: #Laughs If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it away from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.If it's mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what.If we are buildi

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: #Laughs |What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!

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: #Laughs NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and ha

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: #Laughs Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

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: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

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: #Laughs "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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: #Laughs How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

: #Laughs What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

: #Laughs A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked.

: #Laughs |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

: #Laughs |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.Don't sit down to talk.

: #Laughs Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season.

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather.

: #Laughs Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why w

: #Laughs A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for himtrying to make his client appear m

: #Laughs Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

: #Laughs How to Tell if You're a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions:1.

: #Laughs If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it away from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.If it's mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what.If we are buildi

: #Laughs |What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!

: #Laughs NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and ha

: #Laughs Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

: #Laughs "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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