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: #Laughs Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

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: #Laughs Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1.

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: #Laughs The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother.

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: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, wou

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: #Laughs |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by

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: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

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: #Laughs Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster.

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: #Laughs |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leading Papers' Coverage of Custer's MassacreVariety: "Custer Closes Out of Town"Pravda: "Big Red Victory."Sports Illustrated: "Indians Win Series"Women'

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.

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: #Laughs A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow.

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: #Laughs A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts."Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven."Incredibly, he a

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: #Laughs A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted.

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: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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: #Laughs With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop

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: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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: #Laughs Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

: #Laughs Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1.

: #Laughs The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother.

: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married.

: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, wou

: #Laughs |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by

: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

: #Laughs Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster.

: #Laughs |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leading Papers' Coverage of Custer's MassacreVariety: "Custer Closes Out of Town"Pravda: "Big Red Victory."Sports Illustrated: "Indians Win Series"Women'

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.

: #Laughs A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow.

: #Laughs A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts."Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven."Incredibly, he a

: #Laughs A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted.

: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop

: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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