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: #Laughs The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, b

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

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: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

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: #Laughs "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on atonce and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?"

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: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs |Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless.

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: #Laughs The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

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: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

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: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

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: #Laughs I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

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: #Laughs A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

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: #Laughs Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !

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: #Laughs An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

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: #Laughs Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

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: #Laughs How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait.

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: #Laughs Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!

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: #Laughs A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight.

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: #Laughs The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, b

: #Laughs What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

: #Laughs "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on atonce and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?"

: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs |Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless.

: #Laughs The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

: #Laughs I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

: #Laughs A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

: #Laughs Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !

: #Laughs An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

: #Laughs Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God.

: #Laughs Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

: #Laughs How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait.

: #Laughs Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!

: #Laughs A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight.

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