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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

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: #Laughs |Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

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: #Laughs How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

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: #Laughs How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

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: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer.

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: #Laughs I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

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: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

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: #Laughs Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles.

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: #Laughs two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald.

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: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually.

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: #Laughs What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

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: #Laughs Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.

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: #Laughs An old man of 70 married a young girl of18.

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: #Laughs An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start.

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: #Laughs Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know.

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: #Laughs YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

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: #Laughs Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

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: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

: #Laughs |Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

: #Laughs How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

: #Laughs How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer.

: #Laughs I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

: #Laughs Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles.

: #Laughs two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald.

: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually.

: #Laughs What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

: #Laughs Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.

: #Laughs An old man of 70 married a young girl of18.

: #Laughs An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start.

: #Laughs Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know.

: #Laughs YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

: #Laughs Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

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