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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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: #Laughs Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure.

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: #Laughs Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary.

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: #Laughs A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."She asks, "On my vagina?"He says,

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: #Laughs A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank during WWII.

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: #Laughs One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang.

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: #Laughs I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.

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: #Laughs What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !

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: #Laughs A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

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: #Laughs There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

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: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

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: #Laughs I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for.

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: #Laughs The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

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: #Laughs Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at fractions.War decides not who is right, but who

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: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

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: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

: #Laughs Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure.

: #Laughs Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary.

: #Laughs A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."She asks, "On my vagina?"He says,

: #Laughs A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank during WWII.

: #Laughs One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang.

: #Laughs I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.

: #Laughs What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !

: #Laughs A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

: #Laughs There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

: #Laughs I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for.

: #Laughs The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at fractions.War decides not who is right, but who

: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !

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