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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!" 3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!" 4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping 5.The Sp

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: #Laughs There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex...

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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: #Laughs How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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: #Laughs What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.

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: #Laughs If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.

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: #Laughs How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!-- Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gunJohn LennonThe fucking throttle's stuckDonald CampbellWho's go

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