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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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: #Laughs What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.

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: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet.

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: #Laughs Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak.

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: #Laughs Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

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: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

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: #Laughs If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

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: #Laughs "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No.

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: #Laughs A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

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: #Laughs Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's "Put them between your legs, that will warm them up." So she does, and her mother was

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: #Laughs Isn't this the truth!...1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it's cool.2000: Moving to Califor

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: #Laughs A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders.

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: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.

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: #Laughs The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

: #Laughs What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.

: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet.

: #Laughs Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak.

: #Laughs Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

: #Laughs If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

: #Laughs "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No.

: #Laughs A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

: #Laughs Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's "Put them between your legs, that will warm them up." So she does, and her mother was

: #Laughs Isn't this the truth!...1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it's cool.2000: Moving to Califor

: #Laughs A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders.

: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None.

: #Laughs Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.

: #Laughs The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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