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: #Laughs Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows.

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: #Laughs In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No.

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: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor.

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: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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: #Laughs |Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10.

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: #Laughs Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

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: #Laughs Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

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: #Laughs |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

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: #Laughs ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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: #Laughs What do you call an unemployed jester? ...

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: #Laughs |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.

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: #Laughs |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tire

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: #Laughs Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor.

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: #Laughs |A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

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: #Laughs Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down.

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: #Laughs How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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: #Laughs Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

: #Laughs Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows.

: #Laughs In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No.

: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor.

: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

: #Laughs What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

: #Laughs |Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10.

: #Laughs Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

: #Laughs Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

: #Laughs |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

: #Laughs ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

: #Laughs What do you call an unemployed jester? ...

: #Laughs |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.

: #Laughs |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tire

: #Laughs Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor.

: #Laughs |A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

: #Laughs Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down.

: #Laughs How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !

: #Laughs Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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