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: #Laughs George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them.

: #Laughs I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

: #Laughs Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually lat

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

: #Laughs When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

: #Laughs Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "The balance is backwards.

: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by
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