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: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What did you name the other one!!

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: #Laughs Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good.

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: #Laughs |Some race horses staying in a stable.

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: #Laughs Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

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: #Laughs A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door.

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: #Laughs What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

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: #Laughs A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."

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: #Laughs She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !

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: #Laughs What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

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: #Laughs |What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!

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: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Nope, no laundry," the boy said,

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: #Laughs A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."His friend says, "You

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: #Laughs If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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: #Laughs How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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: #Laughs Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

: #Laughs Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What did you name the other one!!

: #Laughs Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good.

: #Laughs |Some race horses staying in a stable.

: #Laughs Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!

: #Laughs Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

: #Laughs A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door.

: #Laughs What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

: #Laughs A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."

: #Laughs She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

: #Laughs |What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!

: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Nope, no laundry," the boy said,

: #Laughs A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."His friend says, "You

: #Laughs If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

: #Laughs How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

: #Laughs Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!

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