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: #Laughs Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new positionfor lovemaking.""Really," said Mrs.

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: #Laughs |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!

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: #Laughs Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

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: #Laughs Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

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: #Laughs At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs "For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined.

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: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

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: #Laughs Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directlyproportional to time spent on the road.

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: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

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: #Laughs Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

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: #Laughs |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.

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: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

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: #Laughs Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!

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: #Laughs A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.

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: #Laughs |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time.

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: #Laughs The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite.

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: #Laughs Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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: #Laughs Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.

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: #Laughs Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new positionfor lovemaking.""Really," said Mrs.

: #Laughs |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!

: #Laughs Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

: #Laughs Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

: #Laughs At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs "For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined.

: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

: #Laughs Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directlyproportional to time spent on the road.

: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

: #Laughs Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

: #Laughs |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.

: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

: #Laughs Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!

: #Laughs A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.

: #Laughs |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time.

: #Laughs The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite.

: #Laughs Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

: #Laughs Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.

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