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: #Laughs Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young.

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: #Laughs What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

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: #Laughs I'M GLAD I'M A WOMANI'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.

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: #Laughs One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ...

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: #Laughs Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"

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: #Laughs The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered.

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: #Laughs "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also got Alzheimer's Disease.""Oh.

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: #Laughs |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.

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: #Laughs |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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: #Laughs This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor for advice.

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: #Laughs |At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.

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: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

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: #Laughs So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables,

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: #Laughs What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!

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: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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: #Laughs Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.

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: #Laughs If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!

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: #Laughs Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

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: #Laughs Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young.

: #Laughs What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

: #Laughs I'M GLAD I'M A WOMANI'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.

: #Laughs One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ...

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"

: #Laughs The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered.

: #Laughs "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also got Alzheimer's Disease.""Oh.

: #Laughs |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.

: #Laughs |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

: #Laughs This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor for advice.

: #Laughs |At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.

: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

: #Laughs So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables,

: #Laughs What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!

: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

: #Laughs Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.

: #Laughs If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!

: #Laughs Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

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