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: #Laughs My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

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: #Laughs Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.

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: #Laughs What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

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: #Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house." The Judge repli

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: #Laughs What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!

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: #Laughs Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work.

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: #Laughs It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.

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: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

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: #Laughs Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

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: #Laughs Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

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: #Laughs A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis ballseverywhere.

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: #Laughs A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!"And the farmer says, "Oh no.

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: #Laughs Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush...

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: #Laughs Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:I'D LOVE TO BUT......

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

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: #Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

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: #Laughs My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

: #Laughs Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.

: #Laughs What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

: #Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house." The Judge repli

: #Laughs What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!

: #Laughs Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work.

: #Laughs It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.

: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

: #Laughs Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

: #Laughs Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

: #Laughs A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis ballseverywhere.

: #Laughs A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!"And the farmer says, "Oh no.

: #Laughs Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush...

: #Laughs Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:I'D LOVE TO BUT......

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

: #Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

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