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: #Laughs Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

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: #Laughs Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.

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: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead.

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: #Laughs As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.

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: #Laughs Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

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: #Laughs The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

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: #Laughs Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!

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: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

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: #Laughs Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

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: #Laughs One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

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: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

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: #Laughs Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

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: #Laughs |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink.

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: #Laughs Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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: #Laughs |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

: #Laughs Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.

: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead.

: #Laughs As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.

: #Laughs Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

: #Laughs The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

: #Laughs Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

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: #Laughs Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

: #Laughs One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

: #Laughs Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

: #Laughs |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

: #Laughs |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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