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: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

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: #Laughs Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengt

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: #Laughs Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.

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: #Laughs How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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: #Laughs There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.

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: #Laughs 'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly.

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: #Laughs 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family.

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: #Laughs What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

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: #Laughs |What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!

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: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

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: #Laughs Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

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: #Laughs How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back...

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: #Laughs A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.

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: #Laughs A patient goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.Doctor: Alright.

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: #Laughs What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry.

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: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

: #Laughs Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengt

: #Laughs Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.

: #Laughs How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.

: #Laughs 'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly.

: #Laughs 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family.

: #Laughs What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

: #Laughs |What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!

: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

: #Laughs Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

: #Laughs How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back...

: #Laughs A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.

: #Laughs A patient goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.Doctor: Alright.

: #Laughs What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry.

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