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: #Laughs A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!

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: #Laughs My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.

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: #Laughs Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

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: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a curio store and was looking around.

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: #Laughs Bill Gates dies in a car accident.

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: #Laughs |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

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: #Laughs Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.

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: #Laughs A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walke

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: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

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: #Laughs What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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: #Laughs A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his s

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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: #Laughs On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual

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: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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: #Laughs Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem.

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: #Laughs Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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: #Laughs A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!

: #Laughs My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.

: #Laughs Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a curio store and was looking around.

: #Laughs Bill Gates dies in a car accident.

: #Laughs |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

: #Laughs Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.

: #Laughs A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walke

: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

: #Laughs What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.

: #Laughs A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his s

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

: #Laughs On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual

: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

: #Laughs Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem.

: #Laughs Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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