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: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

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: #Laughs Lights not burning too bright.

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: #Laughs What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

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: #Laughs Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !

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: #Laughs A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.

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: #Laughs What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on.

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette.

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: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

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: #Laughs THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.

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: #Laughs What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes

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: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

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: #Laughs A woman visits her physician.

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: #Laughs Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

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: #Laughs Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My second wife is dead.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

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: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

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: #Laughs Some fun rules1.

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: #Laughs A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "N

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: #Laughs Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks."Looks like deer tracks", said one blonde."No, it looks like maybe a cow track," another blonde suggested."Actually, I think they are just dog tracks," the third blond

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: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

: #Laughs Lights not burning too bright.

: #Laughs What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

: #Laughs Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !

: #Laughs A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.

: #Laughs What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette.

: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

: #Laughs THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.

: #Laughs What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes

: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

: #Laughs A woman visits her physician.

: #Laughs Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

: #Laughs Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My second wife is dead.

: #Laughs Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

: #Laughs Some fun rules1.

: #Laughs A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "N

: #Laughs Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks."Looks like deer tracks", said one blonde."No, it looks like maybe a cow track," another blonde suggested."Actually, I think they are just dog tracks," the third blond

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