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: #Laughs What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!

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: #Laughs Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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: #Laughs When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.

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: #Laughs How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!

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: #Laughs |It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

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: #Laughs A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.

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: #Laughs A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

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: #Laughs Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !

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: #Laughs Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

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: #Laughs What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

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: #Laughs The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive.

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

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: #Laughs Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

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: #Laughs I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.

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: #Laughs What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!

: #Laughs Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

: #Laughs When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.

: #Laughs How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!

: #Laughs |It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

: #Laughs A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.

: #Laughs A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

: #Laughs Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !

: #Laughs Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.

: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

: #Laughs What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

: #Laughs The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

: #Laughs Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

: #Laughs I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.

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