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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."There's not much room on this page," he said.

: #Laughs "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon.

: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute.

: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.

: #Laughs After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took0 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said.

: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him.

: #Laughs Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

: #Laughs It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year.
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