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: #Laughs |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

: #Laughs Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", says the secretary."Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.

: #Laughs A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu.

: #Laughs Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit.

: #Laughs Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room.

: #Laughs A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: 0 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where al

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

: #Laughs |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.

: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

: #Laughs A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the local women.

: #Laughs Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

: #Laughs One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! Mr.
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