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: #Laughs Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots.

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: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

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: #Laughs John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup.

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: #Laughs IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time fo

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

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: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.

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: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

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: #Laughs Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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: #Laughs What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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: #Laughs How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

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: #Laughs A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream.

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: #Laughs Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

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: #Laughs Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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: #Laughs What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !

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: #Laughs Here's Martha Stewart's Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1.

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: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

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: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The husband says, "Is that your final answer?"The wife says, "Yes, it is, thank you."The husband sa

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: #Laughs Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots.

: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

: #Laughs John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup.

: #Laughs IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time fo

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.

: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

: #Laughs Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

: #Laughs What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!

: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

: #Laughs How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

: #Laughs A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream.

: #Laughs Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

: #Laughs Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

: #Laughs What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !

: #Laughs Here's Martha Stewart's Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1.

: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.

: #Laughs A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The husband says, "Is that your final answer?"The wife says, "Yes, it is, thank you."The husband sa

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