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: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

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: #Laughs Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.

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: #Laughs What's the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!

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: #Laughs * Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.

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: #Laughs Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

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: #Laughs What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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: #Laughs A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter."I would like a loan of ?30,000 please." he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack.

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: #Laughs How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

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: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

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: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

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: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

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: #Laughs Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor.

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

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: #Laughs |The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford.

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: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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: #Laughs An applicant was filling out a job application.

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: #Laughs Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place.

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: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents.

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: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

: #Laughs Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.

: #Laughs What's the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!

: #Laughs * Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.

: #Laughs Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

: #Laughs What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

: #Laughs A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter."I would like a loan of ?30,000 please." he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack.

: #Laughs How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

: #Laughs Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !

: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor.

: #Laughs My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

: #Laughs |The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford.

: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

: #Laughs An applicant was filling out a job application.

: #Laughs Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place.

: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents.

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