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: #Laughs Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?A: I'll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it t

: #Laughs Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

: #Laughs What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

: #Laughs A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls.

: #Laughs |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?""Just snow," replied the stewardess.

: #Laughs Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
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