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: #Laughs What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

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: #Laughs If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !

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: #Laughs How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!

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: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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: #Laughs During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S.

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: #Laughs Good question...Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.

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: #Laughs What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.

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: #Laughs A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

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: #Laughs Patient: Tell me, doctor.

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: #Laughs Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

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: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

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: #Laughs Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

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: #Laughs What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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: #Laughs What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

: #Laughs If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !

: #Laughs How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.

: #Laughs What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!

: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

: #Laughs During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S.

: #Laughs Good question...Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.

: #Laughs What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.

: #Laughs A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.

: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

: #Laughs Patient: Tell me, doctor.

: #Laughs Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

: #Laughs Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.

: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

: #Laughs What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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