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: #Laughs The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-power

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

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: #Laughs There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date.

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: #Laughs The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

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: #Laughs My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

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: #Laughs As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:Lost: small apricot poodle.

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: #Laughs A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.

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: #Laughs A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically.

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: #Laughs A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree.

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: #Laughs Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

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: #Laughs After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night.

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: #Laughs How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!

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: #Laughs This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks.

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: #Laughs The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 Shopping2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gaine

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: #Laughs On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

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: #Laughs |What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!

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: #Laughs Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!

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: #Laughs A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.

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: #Laughs What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

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: #Laughs Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.Form a loose grip.Keep your head down.Avoid a quick backswing.Stay out of the water.Try not to hit anyone.If you are taking too long, plea

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: #Laughs The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-power

: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

: #Laughs There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date.

: #Laughs The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

: #Laughs My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

: #Laughs As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:Lost: small apricot poodle.

: #Laughs A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.

: #Laughs A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically.

: #Laughs A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree.

: #Laughs Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

: #Laughs After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night.

: #Laughs How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!

: #Laughs This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks.

: #Laughs The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 Shopping2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gaine

: #Laughs On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

: #Laughs |What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!

: #Laughs Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!

: #Laughs A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.

: #Laughs What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

: #Laughs Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.Form a loose grip.Keep your head down.Avoid a quick backswing.Stay out of the water.Try not to hit anyone.If you are taking too long, plea

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