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: #Laughs Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

: #Laughs Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated

: #Laughs How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.

: #Laughs Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.

: #Laughs If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle.

: #Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made."Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?""They're in three colou

: #Laughs |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five c

: #Laughs A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get over it, buddy," he said.

: #Laughs What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are blonde jokes so short?So that brewnettes can understand them.What is a fine lookin' man wit
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