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: #Laughs Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:3

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: #Laughs yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

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: #Laughs There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety.

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: #Laughs Three drunks were sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla.

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: #Laughs Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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: #Laughs Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!

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: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

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: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

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: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

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: #Laughs A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

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: #Laughs What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

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: #Laughs What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

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: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

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: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

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: #Laughs A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at hisapartment.

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: #Laughs What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

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: #Laughs Don't be sexist...

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: #Laughs A guy hears a knocking on his door.

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: #Laughs Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:3

: #Laughs yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

: #Laughs There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety.

: #Laughs Three drunks were sitting at a bar.

: #Laughs A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla.

: #Laughs Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

: #Laughs Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!

: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

: #Laughs A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

: #Laughs What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

: #Laughs What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

: #Laughs A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at hisapartment.

: #Laughs What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

: #Laughs Don't be sexist...

: #Laughs A guy hears a knocking on his door.

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