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: #Laughs |Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?A: Wait at a buzz stop!Q: What is the bees favorite film?A: The

: #Laughs |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

: #Laughs Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog bit him.

: #Laughs How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

: #Laughs A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection. The truck inspection revealed the tru

: #Laughs Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

: #Laughs your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

: #Laughs What's the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck.

: #Laughs A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!
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