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: #Laughs What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

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: #Laughs Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

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: #Laughs The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk."Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."

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: #Laughs Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

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: #Laughs two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out.

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: #Laughs Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assu

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: #Laughs Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!

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: #Laughs A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing with himself.The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?"Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"

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: #Laughs "Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire..."According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of stopping.

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: #Laughs DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA.

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: #Laughs NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bag

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: #Laughs First witch: My beauty is timeless.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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: #Laughs TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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: #Laughs Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

: #Laughs Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer.

: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

: #Laughs The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk."Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."

: #Laughs Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

: #Laughs two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald.

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out.

: #Laughs Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assu

: #Laughs Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

: #Laughs What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!

: #Laughs A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing with himself.The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?"Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"

: #Laughs "Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire..."According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of stopping.

: #Laughs DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA.

: #Laughs NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bag

: #Laughs First witch: My beauty is timeless.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

: #Laughs TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

: #Laughs Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

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