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: #Laughs An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without

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: #Laughs An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

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: #Laughs Two girls were talking in the corridor.

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: #Laughs Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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: #Laughs A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a

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: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

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: #Laughs SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.

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: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

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: #Laughs ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C.

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: #Laughs What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!

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: #Laughs |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

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: #Laughs |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

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: #Laughs For me, penises are a hobby ...

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: #Laughs There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae

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: #Laughs Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

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: #Laughs When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class.

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: #Laughs An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without

: #Laughs An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

: #Laughs Two girls were talking in the corridor.

: #Laughs Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

: #Laughs A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a

: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

: #Laughs SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.

: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

: #Laughs ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C.

: #Laughs What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!

: #Laughs |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

: #Laughs |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

: #Laughs For me, penises are a hobby ...

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae

: #Laughs Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

: #Laughs When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class.

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